- After you manage to get your Internet access to work again, a video of Mick
Jagger appears, singing, "You make a grown man cry..."
- Screensaver notifies you with a laugh track whenever there's a security
breach at America Online or Netscape.
- An hour after your Windows installation, a power surge mysteriously fries
the 030 on your daughter's Macintosh.
- If you only have 4MB of RAM, digitized voice of Bill Gates laughs and says
"Fooled you twice, shame on you!"
- New mathematical flaws in Pentium are discovered that occur only in Lotus
1-2-3.
- Every time you plug in a Microsoft CD-ROM, bells ring and a shiny quarter
pops out of your floppy drive.
- For your holiday bash, you invite Microsoft Bob and McZee, and they end up
being the life of the party.
- After several days of contact, you open all your conversations with "Geez,
does OpenDoc suck or what?"
- Every night an angry Steve Ballmer appears in your dreams and threatens to
kick your butt unless you crank it up to 65 hours a week.
- You emblazon a big Windows Start button on the front of your underwear, and
spouse threatens you with divorce.